Elfie Dees Christmas Tree

Early one morning as Santa awoke,
With Christmas a coming, oh what a big joke.
While Elfie Dee had a problem you see,
With his family’s Christmas tree.

He left it outside with Rudolf and friends,
Who trampled on it and now it just bends.
Thinking oh no, what could he do,
He thought he would write a letter like you.

So of he went searching to get some paper,
To write this letter for Santa later.
“Oh dear Santa”, is how he began,
“I know you are a busy man.

But I have a problem of main concern,
Which has taught me a lesson in life to learn?
And that is Santa you can’t trust friends,
Like Rudolf and Prancer now in the end.

You see now Santa I’m good to you,
For helping these children that need it to.
Which I don’t mind, no not at all,
For they need help I do recall.

But Rudolf and his little friends,
Destroyed my tree and now it bends.
So could you help me, please you see,
To try and get a Christmas tree.

Oh please Santa if you could,
I know that I am being rude.
But I can not afford another,
And neither can my little brother.

So could you help me please I beg,
It’s for my family, its not a blag.
To give them joy and fun you see,
As Christmas is not Christmas without tree.

Oh thank you Santa you’re the one,
That could make our Christmas fun”.
Wrote Elfie Dee as proud as can be,
Thinking of Christmas without a tree.

“Now I’ll post this through his door,
So it lands nice on his floor,
And maybe he will read and weep,
Before he finally goes to sleep”.

Said Elfie Dee out loud you see,
Thinking of Christmas without a tree.
As he walked down his quiet street,
To Santa’s house being discreet.

When getting there he tip toed slow,
Up his path I hope you know.
While being quiet with every step,
No not a sound, no not yet.

Then popped the letter through his door,
And heard it slide across the floor.
Hitting something way inside,
“Oh thank you Lord”. Elfie cried.

As he walked back to his house,
While being so quiet like a mouse.
Until he said it out of the blue,
“Please help me Lord, please will you”.

“Oh what’s this now”? Santa said,
Scratching away at the top of his head.
A letter for me at this time of night,
It couldn’t be, that’s not right.

So he sat down and read the letter,
From Elfie Dee in his old sweater.
“Oh that’s not right” now Santa said,
To his wife before going to bed.

“I’ll have to help him the poor young sod”,
“Yes you will”. His wife did nod.
“As its not Christmas without a tree,
Now isn’t it now my dear you see”.

“Yes your right, I will see him,
For asking for help isn’t a sin.
As I would do the except same thing,
If I needed help with anything”.

Then the very next day when Santa awoke,
He remembered the letter and began to choke.
“Let’s see, let’s see, poor Elfie Dee,
I will get you a Christmas tree”.

Said Santa to his lovely wife,
As he mentioned about Elfie’s strife.
“I got to help him don’t you see,
For he is always helping me”.

“I know you do my darling dear,
And it’s not nice what’s happened here.
For Elfie Dee you see you see,
Thinking about a Christmas tree”.

So Santa went and bought him one,
And took it round to him for fun.
So he could get it straight away,
To see what he would really say.

Knock, knock, knock. “Are you in”.
Shouted Santa to the ones within.
“Come on Elfie and get your tree,
That you forgot to pick up you see”.

“Oh sorry Santa, it’s only you,
Oh thank you mate for helping me to”.
Said Elfie Dee so fancy free,
To get his family a Christmas tree.

“That’s no worry my little friend,
I don’t mind now in the end.
For Christmas is the time to be jolly,
With Christmas trees and wreaths of holly.

The End

© 2008 By Dr. Geebers.

All Rights Reserved.

Yeah Babe

Yeah babe
It is true
All I want
Is really you

No Silly presents
No gifts at all
All I want
Is you I call

No money either
Or any beer
All I want
Is you my dear

Because I got nothing
To give you
Except my heart
And love that’s true

Which cannot be bought
No you hear
Because all I want
Is you my dear

By my side
At dinner time
With a few candles
And bottle of wine

Yet U don’t mind
What you do
As long as you know
I love you

With all my heart
This Christmas time
That’s why I wrote
This little rhyme

So have a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Now lets party
And wheres my beer

By Dr Geebers

Its One Of Those Days

It’s one of those days
At the end of the year
Many people celebrate
Without any fear

Even with no money
Or very little food
Thet’ll try to enjoy life
In their own neighbourhood

No matter the weather
No matter their state
They’ll do what they can
To have turkey on plate

Some will get in debt
Some will have to beg
Because some live outside
Oh what a real drag

Yet some will steal
And some will rob
In times so hard
To get a job

To enjoy life
At this time of year
Even though they are lucky
To have the odd beer

Yet many will have nothing
No family no friends
No home of their own
For poverty never ends

With natural disasters
Taking their tole
And greedy people
Playing their role

Around the world
Oh yes indeed
So when you enjoy christmas
And have a good feed

Think of the starving
Think of the poor
And have a good year
With what will occure

For you are all lucky
To have a good life
While others have to
Make sacrafice

To enjoy christmas
If they can
Now that wasn’t
The devils plan

By Dr Geebers

What Do You Want For Christmas

“What do you want for Christmas?”
Santa asked me
As I sat silently
Right upon his knee

One grown man
Or should I say bloke
Completely drunk
Just having a joke

Then I burped suddently
Not a good sign
Being a stupid idiot
While passing the time

Not knowing the security
Was called on me
When I began to choke
And was sick mon Sant’s knee

Oh what a state
With a smell so pure
Which stunk out the place
Yet I wasn’t sure

Till I woke up in a cell
Wet compeletly through
With a baging headache
But what did I do?

I didn’t know
Yet I had a good time
That got more exspensive
With a £100 fine

So please take heed this Christmas
When you have a drink
Don’t do what I did
So please take note and think

Is it really worth it
Being on Santa’s knee
Of course it is people
Just don’t be sick like me

By Dr Geebers

Lets Party

Lets party
Oh some how
Lets party
Come on now
Lets party
And lets dance
Lets party
To the sound of trance
Lets party
To the beat
Lets party
That’s unique
Lets party
To Christmas tunes
Lets party
From here to the moon
Lets party
Through the New Year
Lets party
Without fear
Lets party
Yes everyone
Lets party
It’s got to be done
Lets party
With family and friends
Lets party
And hope it never ends
Lets party
And do whats great
Lets party
With all our mates
Lets party
And all have fun
Lets party
Its got to be done

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone.
By Dr Geebers

A Good Deed At Christmas

I was getting it a going
Deep within my mind
I was seeing all the things
In total sunshine

I didn’t really care
If it was raining outside
I just kept writing
With nothing to hide

As the wind got up
To an almighty speed
Knocking down branches
With all its greed

Along with the power cables
And buildings as well
I didn’y care
This you can tell

Then all of a sudden
It happened to me
Bang went the lights
Along with T.V.

Out came the candles
With a knock on the door
Some neighbours had problems
With glass on their floor

So the women took over
My lovely abode
As the men stood united
Out on the road

Taking it in turns
To knock on the doors
Checking on pensioners
As the wind she roars

Blowing us all over
Knocking us off our feet
We kept on struggling
Right down the street

Not worring about possessions
Only peoples health
Not worring about money
Or who had the wealth

Yet Christmas was coming
With nowhere to go
Except for my place
All surrounded in snow

Which I didn’t mind
No not at all
Because Christmas is the time
To enjoy I recall

So no matter what happens
No matter whos past
When disasters are natural
And distruction so mass

Don’t worry about money
Don’t worry about greed
Just help where you can
This I do plead

Always help the elderly
And the children as well
Because they are vurnerable
This we know well

Because we only live once
On this land of glory
And who knows what can happen
If you just acknore me

Don’t forget the homeless
Oh please as well
Because you are indoors
Doesn’t mean all is swell

So have a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
For you are all lucky
To have whisky and beer

By Dr Geebers

Santa Santa

Santa Santa why are you fat?
Did you eat a cat in a hat?
Or an elephant down on his knees
Is it true Santa Oh tell us please

Santa Santa Why are you so fat?
Was it mince pies that did that?
Or was it the booze or all the cheese
Is it true Santa oh tell us please

Santa Santa why are you so fat?
Did you eat a dragon a dirty old bat?
Or was it the children you ate with ease
Is it true Santa oh tell us please

By Dr Geebers

Christmas Has Come

Christmas time has come so fast,
Once again to have a blast.
As we remember the Holy Child,
The one with miracles which come so wild.

Who brought belief to one and all?
To give us faith we do recall.
While helping the sick in many ways,
So praise the Lord this special day.

With all our hearts and all our souls,
While we go on to achieve our goals.
Forever and ever right to the end,
Oh thank you Lord you are our friend.

© By Dr Geebers 2008
All Rights Reserved

I Was Dreaming It Was Over

I was dreaming it was over
I was dreaming it was true
I was feeling oh so lonely
Until I met you

Then all of a sudden it happened
With love oh so sweet
You took my heart with glory
And swiped me of my feet

With the fluctuation of life
Suspended in the air
In an unexspected kiss
That we sure both did share

Now the jolly side of life
Is there for all to see
But this I do not care
As long as your with me

So Merry Christmas darling
And a Happy New Year
I love you with all my heart
So please do not fear

This year is different
Because I am here for you
Even though I haven’t much
My love is really true

By Dr Geebers

Christmas Is A Calling

Christmas is a calling
So lets have a drink
Well thats no excuse
To kick up a stink

So lets all be jolly
And have a good time
Lets crack open the champers
And exspensive wine

Come on lets all party
With music up loud
Lets invite the neighbours
Who are all proud

Lets bury the hatchet
And lay problems to rest
Now lets all enjoy
Christmas at its best

Lets dance and be Merry
For its that time of year
With the best excuse ever
To have Whisky and Beer

By Dr Geebers