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Simplicity has the answer

For a poetic dancer

With pen in hand

Making the perfect stand

Like a true romancer

By Dr Geebers

His bike had been wrecked,
His mind in a mess,
One bone slightly cracked,
Then he blacked out I guess.

Laying in the long grass,
What could he do,
He wasn’t in his class,
As he lay in the morning dew.

Ten minutes had past,
As he lay in the cold,
Then he heard a loud blast,
And his body rolled.

Where was he now,
He didn’t seem to know,
It came from a cow,
With a really big toe.

“Welcome Master Supremacy,
Where glad you’ve come,
Even though there’s no leniency,
You can help everyone”.

The cow spoke to him,
In a really squeaky voice,
Which is no sin,
Yet he hadn’t a choice.

His body was sore,
Due to his fall,
Then the cow spoke some more,
Standing there tall.

“Look Master it’s true,
This may come as a shock,
But we all need you,
To be as solid as a rock.

You are our Master,
Who we all adore,
And no matter the disaster,
You’ll always want more.

Yet you got to learn,
The special powers you hold,
To make that U-turn,
In life that’s pure gold.

So don’t be afraid my friend,
We have a safe place for you,
So you can surely mend,
And learn your powers too”.

“What are you on about?
This is just a dream”.
Master Supremacy began to shout,
Causing a little scene.

“Trust me Master it is true,
What you hold inside,
And this planet really needs you,
Or it’s doomed to the dark side”.

What could Master Supremacy do?
He was only a child,
Yet this cow he could see through,
And that was putting it mild.

By Dr Geebers

Check out Master Supremacy Chapter 2

Master Supremacy was a young boy,
Who liked to go to school,
Until one day which did annoy,
He broke his mothers rule.

“Stick to the roads and go striaght there.
Listen do you hear?”
“I do mum and know that’s fair,
I hear you crystal clear”.

Yet this day on his bike,
He decided to stop and stare,
At something strange he seemed to like,
But was it really there?

Then with a flash it was gone,
Flying through the air,
What was it? what was wrong?
Was it really there?

He shook his head and peddled fast,
Until he hit a bump,
Crash bang wallope it flew past,
Giving him a thump.

Making him feel anger,
Making him feel fear,
Was he really in danger,
As he shed a single tear.

By Dr Geebers

Check out Master Supremacy chapter 1

Dodger Dodger oh where can you be
I’m travelling on busses completely free
Going here going there it’s funny you see
I’ve even become a celebrity on T.V.
I’m getting well fed breakfast and tea
Yet i’m only a cat that loves travelling you see
So listen all cats if you want to be me
Jump on the next bus and enjoy life for free

By Dr Geebers

There was a young book on a shelf,

That was read by a tiny young elf,

On how to be big,

By doing a jig,

But it wasn’t any good for his health.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young pigeon that flew,

From Hammersmith to Waterloo,

When seeing a ghost,

That’s really a post,

It hit him and knocked him out too.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young bear called Graham,

Who hated going out in the rain,

So being a star,

He stole a car,

And then he stole a plane.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young baby so young,

Who had a big massive tongue,

When seeing a fly,

Just fluttering by,

She flicked it out for fun.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young ant that was nice,

Who never said anything twice?

Until a young bird,

With the last word,

Picked him up and ate him with rice.

By Dr Geebers

There was a young woman on a diet,

Who was quite pleasant and quiet,

While being on stage,

She ate loads of veg,

To teach her young audience to buy it.

By Dr Geebers