Dodger Dodger Oh Where Can You Be

Dodger Dodger oh where can you be
I’m travelling on busses completely free
Going here going there it’s funny you see
I’ve even become a celebrity on T.V.
I’m getting well fed breakfast and tea
Yet i’m only a cat that loves travelling you see
So listen all cats if you want to be me
Jump on the next bus and enjoy life for free

By Dr Geebers

There Was A Young Man Called Guss

There was a young man called Gus,

Who never made any fuss?

When along came a flea,

That annoyed him you see,

And turned him into a bus.

By Dr Geebers